Sarah Palin Enters Next Level of Stardom by Signing Woman’s Chest
Today marks the day that Sarah Palin rose from mere fame to 80s-hair-metal-trashing-hotel-rooms-snorting-coke-in-the-tour-bus-level superstardom. She signed some woman’s chest with a Sharpie at a Utah Costco.
Over the past year, we’ve seen “Sarah Palin” get boned by the Russians, Obama, David Letterman—and now, finally, even the common working man will get the chance to have his way with the Alaskan Princess.
Yes, Hustler is on the verge of releasing their interactive Palinpalooza, “You’re Nailin’ Palin!” Not only do you get to see Lisa “Sarah Palin” Ann getting done POV-style…you also get the chance to control the action, and see it all unfold whichever way you like best. Also, Alexis Texas joins the fun as Miss California—a detail that probably would have been a lot more interesting had this come out, say, three or four months ago, back when we actually still (sorta) cared about Miss Carrie Prejean.
At first glance you’d think that this utterly hilarious compilation, featuring the music of R Kelly renowned for on-camera golden showers and statutory rape, which was actually put together and posted to the web this morning by who ever runs the Conservatives4Palin website. WTF?
