Bristol Palin gradjeeates from high school

"What's the farthest community college from Alaska you can recommend?"

"What's the farthest community college from Alaska you can recommend?"

Looking like a lot of her classmates – giddy and irreverent, wearing a silly necklace of Blow-Pop lollipops strung together with curly gift ribbon – Bristol Palin stepped toward the stage in Wasilla Sports Complex Thursday night to receive her high school diploma, more a worried mom than a jubilant teen.

“Where’s my baby?” Bristol mouthed, searching the two front rows where her family sat until she finally spotted son Tripp near the backstage door, where Bristol’s Aunt Heather was feeding the infant a bottle. With a wave to the little one she alternately calls “Handsome” and “My Guy,” Bristol crossed the stage – and crossed “graduate high school” off her to-do list.

“I knew it would be hard work, but I knew I was going to do it,” Bristol, 19, tells PEOPLE.

Although I must admit, stories like this would be A LOT more fun if her mom was the Veep. Of course, everything else would be tragic.–BEREZ

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Bristol Palin becomes spokesperson for abstinence group

Abstinence spokesperson? You're sure you've got the right Bristol Palin?

Abstinence spokesperson??? And you're sure you've got the right Bristol Palin?

The Candies Foundation announced Tuesday it has appointed teen mom Bristol Palin as its new ambassador. The foundation, which encourages abstinence to prevent pregnancy among teenage girls, has chosen Palin to help promote National Day to Promote Teen Pregnancy on May 6.

In a release from the foundation, Palin said that she feels she can be an example to other young women about the consequences of teen pregnancy. “If I can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant, I will feel a sense of accomplishment,” she said.

Michael Vick is a spokesperson for P.E.T.A. and now Bristol Palin has been hired to be a spokesperson for teen pregnancy. What’s next Bernie Madoff stumping for the Salvation Army? Clearly we have fallen through the looking glass.–BEREZ

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Levi Johnston hires lawyer, demands maternity test

Sorry Bristol but your not the only girl I've been with. I need to be sure.

Sorry Bristol but your not the only girl I've been with. I need to be sure.

The father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild said Wednesday night that he might pursue legal action against the Alaska governor’s family, who he says has cut off communication with him and are no longer letting him see their son Tripp.

Levi Johnston said during an interview on CNN’s “Larry King Live” that he has hired an attorney in hopes of compelling former fiancé Bristol Palin to honor his visitation rights.  Johnston last saw his four-month-old son “a couple weeks ago,” he said, adding that going over to the Palin household to see Tripp is “an uncomfortable thing.”

Despite his threat of legal action, Johnston insists that he does not “want to stir anything up.”
“We’re not in a big fight with the Palins,” he said. “I still like the family very much and think we can work things out.”
Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapleton issued a statement ahead of the interview, saying that “Bristol is focused on going to college, raising Tripp, and advocating abstinence.”

Not exactly the sharpest bulb in the shed. Good luck with your legal battle against the Governor.  I predict that’s gonna work out about as well as that whole abstinence thing .–BEREZ

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Palin’s pop calls Levi deadbeat dad… without cracking up

Sir, If i can't leave to go study, I won't be able to graduate and get a good job.

Sir, If i can't leave to go study, I won't be able to graduate and get a good job.

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s father is taking the 19-year-old father of her grandson to task for not helping to pay for the baby’s care.

In the issue of Us Weekly magazine to be released Friday, Chuck Heath says Levi Johnston is capitalizing on national interviews but not spending money on Tripp, the nearly 4-month-old son of Johnston and Bristol Palin, the governor’s 18-year-old daughter.

Heath says he wishes Johnston would “take some of this money he’s making and buy some diapers with it.”

The unemployed Johnston has said he wasn’t paid for appearances on national television last week, when he complained the Palin family was limiting his access to Tripp since the couple broke up. A message left at Johnston’s Wasilla home wasn’t immediately returned.

Well If you guys hadn’t dragged this kid out of school to maintain this ridiculous charade in support of your daughter’s ridiculous candidacy, then maybe he would’ve had a better shot of completing high school and getting a job that would allow him to more fully contribute. And BTW, not allowing him to visit is only hurting the kid. Typical Family Values hypocrites.–BEREZ

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