Insane-istan enacts Sharia law in Swat Valley

And be sure my new presidential palace faces Mecca.

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (CNN) — Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari signed into law Monday a peace deal for the nation’s violence-plagued Swat Valley, according to a presidential spokesman. The deal implements Islamic law, or sharia, in the Swat Valley region of North West Frontier Province.
Last week, pro-Taliban cleric Sufi Mohammad announced he was pulling out of a peace deal for Swat Valley, saying the government was not serious about implementing Islamic law, or sharia, in the region.Pakistani Interior Minister Rehman Malik said Saturday the peace deal remained intact.Mohammad brokered a cease-fire in February between the Pakistani government and his son-in-law, Maulana Fazlullah, who commands the Taliban in Swat Valley.

In case you don’t know, this is bad. REALLY bad. You hear a lot about slippery slopes, but this one is coated in extra-virgin olive oil. And speaking of virgins, this region is gonna start producing so many martyrs that they’ll have to cancel the “72 virgins” deal. You’ll only get one. And she’ll have already been to third base.–BEREZ

               
Posted Under: Asif Ali Zardari, Osama Bin Laden, Pakistan
This post was written by BerezObama on April 13, 2009 Comments (1)